The Handicapped Bathroom...
Welcome to this blog post. Prepare to be amazed. No, really. It's not that awesome, but I think it's funny.
There is this thing in my dorm called the handicapped bathroom. It looks like this:
Here's the thing about the handicapped bathroom: everyone goes poop in there.
Mostly because the rest of the bathroom looks like this:
And who wants to poop in a bathroom where people can peek at you and hear you go...you know?
So yes, this bathroom is a gem among bathrooms. Here are the reasons it is a gem.
Number 1: The toilet that doesn't really flush (Complete with complementary plunger!)
If I could show you how this doesn't really flush, I would. But, you're just going to have to take my word for it.
Number 2: The shower chair. It's gross. And it is made out of the same material that ALL handicapped supplies are made out of. Why, you ask? I don't know. I don't understand. Walkers, canes, shower chairs, handicapped railings. All made out of the same stuff. And I do not know why.
Lauren wanted to model this shower chair for you to show you how safe it is.
(She may or may not have contracted a weird disease from it)
Number 3: The ancient hand dryer (please note outrageous instructions)
"Shake excess water from hand."...hmm....I seem to have 2 hands. Which would indeed cause me to need to shake excess water off of my handS. But, the dryer company seems to disagree with me. Well, it did make me laugh. Maybe they were going for humor.
Number 4: The shower. Here's the deal about the handicapped shower. It's really sad looking. And it makes us (Lauren and me) laugh. I don't really know why. Just take a look and you might understand.
Laurenzo wanted to model in this one too. I think she makes a stupendous model! Go Laurenzo.
SO yes. That is the handicapped bathroom. It's a gem. And we love it. A lot. Enough to take pictures of it to give you a tour. :) HOPE YOU LOVE IT
Also, for your viewing pleasure: ANOTHER WONDERFUL VIDEO!!
This video is called "We Be Vacuumin'" It was kind of an accident...but you'll be able to tell that when you watch it. Don't worry, it's a bit shorter than the other one :)
But I know you all LOVED the first one.